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THEME SONG!!!!!!!!
On a not-too-distant planet,
On a place known as Jupiter,
Galaxia has kept people in pain,
And has done it for quite some time.

But now that her plan to take over the world failed
One of her worst enemies, ^^ me, has had enough
So she sent her packing on a planet called Earth

(Galaxia: Damn you! I'll be back!!!)

"I'll send Sailor Jupiter's Moon Kingdom cheesy fanfics,
the worst that I can find! (Lalala)
They'll have to sit and watch 'em all
So I can moniter their minds! "(Lalala)

STARRING...

LITAAAAAAA: If I were a bunny I'd HOP HOP HOP!!!!!

Now keep in mind Lita can't control
Which fanfic Galaxia sends her next. (Lalala)
She'll try to keep her sanity
With the help of her really stupid friends

SIDEKICK ROLL CALL.....

KAIKOOOOOO: BAD SPELLERS OF THE WORLD UNTIE!!!
RESAAAAAAAAAA: fireBAAAAAALL!!
MINAAAAAAA: I'm gonna sing the doom song now!

If you're wondering how they are so eat and sleep
And other science facts. (Lalala)
Repeat to yourself "Moo moo kachoo"
And then you can relax!
for Mystery Sailor Moon Theater 3000!
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Mina: ^^ Hiya Lita!
Lita: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Mina: Nice to see you too....
Resa: What's your probelm?
Lita: Stupid Playstation and their wannabe Zelda game,"Dark Cloud"!! How dare they copy Zelda!!!!!!!
Resa: That game has been out for quite sometime now,where have you been?
Lita: Quiet you!
Kaiko: Listen, just because Playstation made a game about this guy who looks exactly like Link, and the same plot as the Zelda games, doesn't mean Playstation copied Zelda!
Resa: Yea, yea, anyways we're getting a call from Galaxia.
Galaxia: Well, how did you enjoy the last story? Wasn't it paaainful??
Mina: Not really.
Galaxia: What?!?! Well, you're in for a real treat today. You will be reading a fic one of you wrote.
Kaiko: *I hope its not Lita's fic*
Mina:*I hope its not Lita's fic*
Resa:*I hope its not Lita's fic*
Lita: *I wonder what's on tv...*
Galaxia: Kaiko wrote it!
All: *phew*
Kaiko: But..wouldn't it be stupid for me to make fun of my own fic??
Resa: No time for questions, we got the fanfic sign!!!!!

*all go to the theater and sit down*

>PRESENTING....
>SERA MUUN BECOMES SERA GW!!!

Resa: Not a crossover!!!!!!
Kaiko: Shaddap!

>(It's a nice summer day and Usagi's at her house)
>Usagi: I WANNA BE A GUNDAMN PILOT TOOO!!!!!!

Mina: Well I wanna be a Gundam pilot!

>(She's watching Gundam Wing)

Lita: But if she wants to be a "GUNDAMN" pilot, wouldn't she have to be watching Gundamn Wing??
Kaiko: ¬¬ It was a joke!

>Luna: Usagi! You can't become a Gundamn Pilot! You ain't got da job for it,girl!

Resa: *opens her mouth to say something, then closes it*

>(Ami backs off seeing that Luna didn't speak correct...japanese for the first time!)

Kaiko: *as Luna* What the gundamn are you doing in my house Ami?!
Lita: Way to dis your fanfic Kaiko!

>Usagi: I DON'T GIVE A GUNDAMN,LUNA! I'M GONNA BECOME SERA GW!
>(Secretly the GW boys hear)
>Hiiro: Oh shimatta, we're being copied now!

Mina: That's what I was thinking.

>Trowa: At least we're not in a fanfic called 'GW boys say wassup!'

Resa: true true

>Wufei: Trowa has a point, Hiiro.

Resa: true true
Mina: Stop it!!! Its "SM says wassup" all over again!!!

>Duo: Wha's wrong /w bein' getto?

Lita: *as Hiiro* Well most people like being ghetto.

>Oh, right, that SM fanfic was more of 'SM says REDNECK!!'
>Hiiro: Yah, we're not gonna become rednecks, right!?
>Trowa: Hiiro, are you on crack?

Resa: Yes, he is!!!

>Hiiro: No, it's just a slight reaction.
>(Hiiro twitches)
>Duo: Now where da cowmoo did they get gundamn from?

Mina: Huh?

>(Usagi finally notices GW boys!)
>Usagi: GUNDAMN PILOTS!!!! DEEE!!
>Hiiro: OH NO, IT'S RELENA'S SISTER!!!!!!!
>(Hiiro runs away)

All: Run for your life Hiiro!!!!!

>Trowa: Dudes, lets go,now!
>Duo: Right-o!
>(other GW boys run away)
>Usagi: WAAII!! COME BACK, GUNDAMN PILOTS!!!!!

Mina: NEVER!

>GW boys: NEVER!

Kaiko: Umm...
Mina: It's a gift.
Kaiko: Riiiight.

>(Usagi pouts)
>Usagi: I wanna be a Gundamn pilot....
>(Minako appears)

Lita: Minako magically appears? Well, that certainly isn't strange..

>Minako: How about Ami sweers you a custom for...Sera GW!

Resa: Sweers you a custom?!?!?! What the hell?!
Lita: Yea, I always sweers you a custom too.
Kaiko: >o< It was a typo!!! Is it my fault I misspell words!?!

>Usagi: Yah! You go,girl!
>Minako: Err,where?
>(Usagi sighs)

Resa: Minako's a dork!
Mina: Hey!

>(Da next day Usagi has her custom)

Lita: Meanwhile her costume is in the corner being ignored.

>Usagi: WAIII!!! I'm a Sera GW now!! Dun,dun,dun! dramatic reverb!
>Luna: Now, you need a new catch-pharse!
>Usagi: How about Kamui is hot?

Mina: Who?

>Minako: Yah! But I dunno if that'll work...
>Rei: How about 'I'm Sera GW and I need a job and a life!'
>Usagi: You're just jealous...I've got it! 'I'm Sera GW! And onbehalf of the cute Gundamn Pilots I'll kick your arse!'

Lita: That was good, but since when was "onbehalf" one word?
Kaiko: >o< IT WAS A TYPO!!!!

>(Everyone applauses)
>GW boys: Oh no. We're doomed.

Mina: You can say that again!

>THE END!

Resa: Well..that was...that was...well it was!!!
Kaiko: Oh shut up! I only wrote it because I was bored!!
Mina: ¬¬ Suuure.
Lita: ^^ Let's go burn all the Dark Cloud games!!!
All: ^^ Yea!!!

Woooo that was weird!! I hoped you liked it! If you want me to MSMT3K a story of yours send it to me at SupaSeraJupiter@aol.com.